by Joerg Schnabel | Sir Alex
by Joerg Schnabel | 27. December 2019 | Sir Alex | 0 Comments Read More The Cyborg has left the country! by Sir Alex (self anointed) | 9. April 2018 | Hoonin, Sir Alex | 0 CommentsPlease understand, though, it was back in the days before I’d grasped the concept of...
by Sir Alex (self anointed) | Hoonin, Sir Alex
So, last week, my good German buddy, Joerg The Cyborg, left Australia’s sunny shores to return to the fatherland and it’s got me reminiscing about our first encounter. We bump into each other over five years ago towards the end of 2012, on the Yango Track....
by Sir Alex (self anointed) | Beamer, Hoonin, Sir Alex
Valley of Doom You might have already seen the YouTube video (see link below) titled Alex and the Valley of Doom. This historical document traces the path of five pioneering adventurers on motorcycles as they fight their way though the darkest depths of the Hunter...
by Sir Alex (self anointed) | Comedy, Philosophy, Sir Alex
Hospital So, I’m in hospital, I’ve come through emergency and of course all my “good mates” assume it’s a motorcycle related incident that’s put me here, such is my reputation. It’s not though, I have presented myself to the ED, self-ambulated and for reasons...
by Joerg Schnabel | Sir Alex, Technical & Parts
2017 Sydney Motorcycle Show So, with my good mate (well, GM#11, or so), Jeorg (The Cyborg), we rocked up to the Sydney Motorcycle Show on the weekend. There were a ton of motorbikes there, which accorded well with our expectations. There were also several examples of...
by Joerg Schnabel | Beamer, Hoonin, Sir Alex
a BMW KTM Motorcycle Adventure by Motorcycle Adventure Dirtbike...
by Joerg Schnabel | Sir Alex
Yet another failed interaction with Siri. Determined to extract good use from Siri, I gave her another try. I do wish I wasn’t quite so determined, but it would appear that this is an innate trait, so what can I do? Scene: This time I was my...
by Sir Alex (self anointed) | Comedy, Philosophy, Sir Alex
After the previous dealings with Siri, which did not go so well, I decided to give it another go. It didn’t go so well, either. Me: Hey, Siri! Siri: Knock! Knock! Me: What? Siri: Knock! Knock! Me: I see; a Knock-Knock joke. Okay, I’ll join in the fun: ...
by Joerg Schnabel | Comedy, Sir Alex, Technical & Parts
Chapter 160 Sir Alex’s radiator repair...
by Joerg Schnabel | Comedy, Sir Alex
I just invoked the “Hey Siri” function on my iPhone. For those poor saps who have a Samsung dicky device, it’s an app that brings up Siri by simply saying, “Hey Siri!”. It “works” even when the phone’s in sleep mode., as you will see from the conversation. ...
by Sir Alex (self anointed) | Philosophy, Sir Alex
There is renewed talk of establishing a space centre in Australia and I am offering you the chance to contribute to its establishment. I kid you not! “How can I assist in this endeavour?”, I hear the voices in my head ask, which I assume are yours and not the ones...
by Joerg Schnabel | Comedy, Sir Alex
Sir Alex Poem (based on a true story) Jogging down the street On a balmy Thursday night I passed a group of girls And gave them such a fright The blonde one screamed, “Oh God!” And the brunette hit the ground Her eyes went to my cycling shorts And this is what they...
by Sir Alex (self anointed) | Sir Alex
Here’s a tip for those family-tied men who are struggling to find the time to throw a leg over the bi-wheeled beast. Word of warning, though, this is only for the bold, the brave, and the beautiful. All kidding aside, this is the real deal, not a daytime soap,...
by Sir Alex (self anointed) | Hoonin, Sir Alex
An encounter with Australia’s own Rambo My fellow adventurer, Joerg, and I, had an interesting incident recently, while on a ride, that provided us with a new experience involving a firearm. It was just the two us out on a glorious Sunday morning,...
by Sir Alex (self anointed) | Beamer, Hoonin, Sir Alex
The more useful information Those who ride BMW R1200GS/As might be interested in the links below. They lead to aftermarket gear levers that are priced at just 80USD. I believe that’s considerably less than BMW and Touratech....
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